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Red card for Rochas

Opposition supporters against the rule of Rochas Okorocha in Imo State now move around with red cards and whistles. Once the whistle is blown, they all raise their red cards and shout “ka opuo” (“He should go” in Igbo). Our source “on ground” in Imo claimed this afternoon that Okorocha is “crying like a wounded cat”. He was on a …

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APC and INEC disenfranchising “non-indigenes” in Lagos?

Our source in Lagos reported that many are informing him that the APC and INEC, the Independent Nigerian Electoral Commission, have connived to ensure that areas with a high population of “non-indigenes” did not receive their Permanent Voters Cards (PVCs). These areas include Surulere, while areas such as Mushin, that are overwhelmingly made up of “indigenes” have mostly received PVCs …

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We are observing the International observers in Garki, Abuja

International observers are present in Garki Area 2 Abuja,  polling station 11 near the shopping complex. That’s usually the case with these so-called observers.  They come out of their comfortable air-conditioned hotels in the capital, visit a few polling stations and declare their job done. We are yet to hear of any sightings of international observers in the creeks of …

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A Naija decides not to decide

I’m chilling in VGC Holding on to my PVC If I went to the polling unit I may jam OPC But I don’t care about PDP Neither do I care about APC I am not inspired by GMB I don’t want GEJ So I checked my account with GTB If I had money I would have checked out to NYC Instead …

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Atiku and Kwankwaso for Goodluck?

Buhahari is not sure about the loyalty of APC stalwarts Abubakar Atiku and Rabiu Kwankwaso the Kano State governor. Our source claims both, who had presidential ambitions, are not happy that Buhahari, in their opinion, was imposed on the party by Bobo Chicago Bola Tinubu. Atiku also claimed that he was not being consulted by Rivers State governor Rotimi Amaechi, …

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Rochas Okorocha’s brother arrested!

Okechukwu Okorocha, the younger brother of Imo State governor Rochas Okorocha, was paraded on NTA News after being arrested by security officials for stockpiling weapons. Security operatives raided his home in Owerri following a tip off and found arms and ammunition. Our source in Owerri claims that Okorocha’s camp have been planning to disrupt the (s)elections with violence.  The governor was …

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Our crooks are better than your crooks

On the eve of polling day in Nigeria, one can’t help but marvel at the extent of the illogical contortions supporters of the PDP and the APC use to discredit each other party. There are no ideological differences between both parties.  Both are filled with people out to enrich themselves while pretending to want to “serve”.  None of them have …

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