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Goodluck keeping money safe for Nigerians

A source has revealed to us that truckloads of safes have been imported into Nigeria. The safes have been used to transport millions of dollars to outgoing president Goodluck Jonathan’s palatial home in Otuoke, Bayelsa State. According to our source, it has become necessary for Goodluck to hoard all this cash at home because many foreign banks have closed a …

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Sullivan Chime: “Goodluck did not want to win”

A source at a PDP inner caucus meeting in Enugu just before the presidential (s)election claims that the outgoing governor of Enugu State, Sullivan Chime, told those present that he did not believe that Goodluck Jonathan wanted to win. This belief seemed to stem from the president’s apparent unwillingness to turn the (s)election into a “do or die” affair. Chime …

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Obasanjo is just taunting Nigerians

Former president Olusegun Obasanjo has handed over to the president-elect Buhahari a “strategic development plan”. The report looked at education, security, economy, power and infrastructure, with recommendations on what the new administration should do to achieve positive results in these areas. Once again, Obasanjo has taken delight in pissing on Nigerians and calling it “rain”. This man ruled Nigeria twice, …

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APC “change agent” Abubakar Atiku Bagudu

Abubakar Atiku Bagudu is the All Progressives Congress (APC) governor-elect for Kebbi State. He used to be a PDP senator for Kebbi Central. The APC campaigned on the platforms of “change” and anti-corruption. But Bagudu was a bag man for dictator Sani Abacha. According to the US Department of Justice: “General Sani Abacha was the President of Nigeria from 1993 …

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Rochas on the run!

Imo State governor Rochas Okorocha is currently cooling his heels in the United States. He flew off after the meeting that president-elect Buhahari held with governors from his All Progressives Congress (APC) party in Abuja last week. Our source claims that Okorocha is in America to escape the turmoil of public sector workers striking in his state over non-payment of …

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Oh, no, she didn’t!

As I was watching NTA News, I saw “Dame Dr Patience Faka Jonathan”, the “First Lady of the Federal Republic of Nigeria” speaking to the National Council of Women Societies and she was addressing them from her own podium, with her own “First Lady” seal and the Nigerian coat of arms! I stopped listening to what she had to say …

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