My dear friends at Naijiant.com,
I congratoolate you on launching your website. I hope it is not too late for me to be counting on your votes during the (s)election on 14 Febuwary.
Nigeria is the Giant of Africa and I am very very happy with your website’s name. In fact, a name is very important and I have been very very lucky with my own. If not for my name, I would still be a luckless, shoeless canoe-maker in Otuoke.
Today I am president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, we are now Africa’s largest economy and it is not because of luck. It is not easy at all, at all. It is because of me, my Transformation Agenda and some magic accounting by my finance minister and coordinating minister for the economy and austerity, Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Wahala.
As you know, I am Nigeria’s first Facebook President. I know many of you that “liked” me when I joined Facebook have already “unliked” me for reasons beyond my control and beyond my understanding, like failing power supply, increasing corruption, rampant insecurity, crumbling infrastructure, the actions of deputy president Patience, etc, etc.
But I promise you that when I am re-(s)elected in Febuwary I will introduce a new plan to fight corruption, a new strategy against Boko Haram, a new Transformation Agenda for power supply and the economy, and a new and improved wife.
Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan, GCFR, GSM, GPS, PHCN, NEPA, FRCN, etc etc
Aso Rock Villa