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A Naija decides not to decide

I’m chilling in VGC

Holding on to my PVC

If I went to the polling unit I may jam OPC

But I don’t care about PDP

Neither do I care about APC

I am not inspired by GMB

I don’t want GEJ

So I checked my account with GTB

If I had money I would have checked out to NYC

Instead I tried to call my bro in PHC

So I picked up my GSM

But no money for charge cards from MTN

So I am just here watching NTA

And then switching to AIT

But today is just boring because there is no EPL

Whoever wins, the poor get poorer and the rich get richer, QED

 

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